elisem | Fourth filk: Merge Dragons!

It was probably Seanan McGuire I first saw mention Merge Dragons. I started playing, played it a lot, deleted it because I was having hand troubles and needed to preserve my hands for workbench time, reinstalled it recently as a reward for doing a thing, and it turns out my hands are OK with it for now. For now.

(CN for mention of losing my hands. I chose to leave that bit in because it's personally quite resonant.)

Anyhow, that's what today's filk is about. It's probably low-hanging fruit given the song I chose to filk, but writing this did make me giggle, so that's good enough for me.

Merge Dragons!
to the tune of Moonshadow

Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons

And if I ever lose my hands, if I can’t merge things on dead lands
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if… I won’t have to click no more

And if I ever lose my gems, if I will not pay for them
Yes if I ever lose my gems, Oh if… I’ll just have to find some more

Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons

If Kala offers trades that suck, And if my merge chains all get stuck
If I can’t find a Midas duck, Oh if… I won’t have to rhyme no more

Oh if the Zomblins have me beat, And if the challenge I can’t meet
My Super Egg I can’t complete, Oh if… I’ll just have to try once more

Wanna upgrade your portal? They ask me every day
Wanna upgrade your portal? They know I can’t stay away

Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Merge dragons, merge dragons! Merge dragons, merge dragons!

As all the recent filks have been, this was written because making stuff in