“Literally any movie can be improved with Muppets.”
— Alexander Glass @Glassworks18
with image at https://twitter.com/Glassworks18/status/1706000211913392624
Improve Every Movie
to the tune of Climb Ev'ry Mountain from The Sound of Music
to the tune of Climb Ev'ry Mountain from The Sound of Music
Improve ev’ry movie
Fix ev’ry flick
Just by adding Muppets
Suddenly it’s sick
Kermit and Piggy
Co-star in Speed
And in Casablanca
Gonzo takes the lead
(spoken: Play it, Rowlf)
chorus:
A Muppet can help
Get your film on its feet
If you stroll with the stars
Down on Sesame Street
Give Beaker silents,
All pre-Hayes Code
Furiosa Janice
Stars in Fury Road
Statler and Waldorf
Keeping it real
Remake Dr. Strangelove
And The Seventh Seal
chorus:
A Muppet can help
Get your film on its feet
If you stroll with the stars
Down on Sesame Street
Let’s remake Star Wars
with Fozzie Bear
The Electric Mayhem
Is the cast of Hair
Thrill now to Rizzo’s
Escape from New York
This Jaws must be Swedish
DUN-DUN-BORK-BORK-BORK!
chorus:
A Muppet can help
Get your film on its feet
If you stroll with the stars
Down on Sesame Street
Improve ev’ry movie
Fix ev’ry flick
Just by adding Muppets
Suddenly it’s sick
Look, I don't know what came over me. I saw that quote and all of a sudden it's nearly half past ten and there are bits and pieces of verses strewn all over here.
This filk is once again because of
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Ninth filk is a real filk
Sep. 23rd, 2023 09:14 pmReal short, that is.
(Shorter things take a lot longer to write than longer things. I say this in much the same spirit as one apologizes for the length of a letter because one hadn't enough time to write a shorter one. But the lure of being more exacting is worth it.)
Saw Your Tweet
to the tune of “Sodomy” from the musical HAIR
Saw your tweet
Get ratio’d
Well, the thing is
It had traction
Just blame parasocial interaction
Keysmash mayhem
Is the plan
Viral retweet fandom
Will have no choice
But to stan
As always, my thanks to
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Yo-ho-ho!
to the tune of Get Along, Little Dogies
Sailing the seas
Taking their ease
Their puns and their jokes
Are their weapons of terror
Pieces of eight!
Pieces of eight!
But pieces of nine
Is a parroty error
Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate
(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)
And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate
So shiver me timbers and take me along
Now that one’s a catch!
We love the slow match
As a smouldering grace note
Upon his coiffure
So keep him confused
Off balance, amused
And then reel him in
With fantastic couture!
Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate
(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)
And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate
So shiver me timbers and take me along
They swear and write sonnets
They’ve bees in their bonnets
Those words in their mouths?
You don’t know where they’ve beeeen
Because they inspire it
We all talk like pirates
The whole world joins in
On September 19
Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate
(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)
And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate
So shiver me timbers and take me along
They’re wiley and daring
They leave the town staring
Let double entendres
The censors confound!
They cruise for adventure
They cruise for all sorts of things
Look in the fanfic,
It’s all written down!
It’s all written down!
Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate
(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)
And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate
So shiver me timbers and take me along
As has been my recent practice, this filk is written for
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Sixth filk is actually a poem
Sep. 20th, 2023 11:38 pmToday's offering is about a gaming group I'm in, and our GM. It could easily be a filk, though I have chosen no tune for it as yet.
Game
(possibly a filk in search of a tune, or maybe just a poem)
for MG with delight and gratitude
To your realm we get the call
We join in pixel-lighted hall
You take us to another world
To other semblances unfurled
Tell our stories upside-down
Trace what’s lost into what’s found
If the gods can make a tree
Then who can craft a family?
Being found by getting lost
Each discovery has its cost
Make your loneliness your coin
Friendship’s worth the price to join
Game is play, most serious task
Notes and song list it will ask
Lyrics will our watchwords be
And also “open, sesame!”
So through it all we make our way
This land of life and death and play
Of revels seldom seen by man
And being helpers where we can
O guardian of what’s lost and found
Builder of what rings us round:
Milieu, magic, means, and mood —
For this your game, our gratitude
As is my current custom and happiness, this is for
communal_creators. a group of makers of stuff and encouragers of others who do so. Yay!
Game
(possibly a filk in search of a tune, or maybe just a poem)
for MG with delight and gratitude
To your realm we get the call
We join in pixel-lighted hall
You take us to another world
To other semblances unfurled
Tell our stories upside-down
Trace what’s lost into what’s found
If the gods can make a tree
Then who can craft a family?
Being found by getting lost
Each discovery has its cost
Make your loneliness your coin
Friendship’s worth the price to join
Game is play, most serious task
Notes and song list it will ask
Lyrics will our watchwords be
And also “open, sesame!”
So through it all we make our way
This land of life and death and play
Of revels seldom seen by man
And being helpers where we can
O guardian of what’s lost and found
Builder of what rings us round:
Milieu, magic, means, and mood —
For this your game, our gratitude
As is my current custom and happiness, this is for
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Filk number 5, yes, albeit delayed
Sep. 20th, 2023 02:41 amI am getting this in after midnight because Reasons. Also, I am in a bit of a mood, so what you get is truly obscure, and might not hit anyone else's bone of amusement the way it hits mine. Also, I miss John Brantner, who would be truly horrified but also probably amused by this. We sang at his house. In the words of the round written by Sherry Wohlers Ladig:
Let us sing a round together
In all seasons willing are we
Every other Sunday to meet with friends and
Raise our voices in harmony
Who's the master of the measure?
In this house who keeps the key?
John Brantner, John Brantner, John Brantner, John B!
Brantner, of course, declined to sing what he called so self-centered a final line, so he substituted:
All sing soundly, all sing roundly, soundly roundly is the key!
For which he was immediately dubbed the Obstinato.
Anyhow, none of that is in this filk, except that John Brantner and his fellow singers introduced me to "Sweet Day" or Laudibus, a setting by Ralph Vaughan Williams of the poem Vertue by George Herbert. This filk is, strictly speaking, a filk of the poem, as the musical version is shortened by one verse, but hey, it still could be sung with the second verse restored. Anyhow, here; there are dead people I miss singing with, and some of them would gently tease about goth tendencies, or about my fondness for the Sabine Baring-Gould version of "Now the Day Is Over," or my love of the Gounod setting of "All Praise To Thee My God This Night" and they'd tell me how they "could practically see Marguerite mounting up to heaven!" and so forth. Anyhow, here. I wrote a filk to a song about death and life, so of course it's a goth filk. I wish those friends were still around to tease me about it, but the older one gets, the more of one's friends join the choir invisible.
Sweet Night, or, Very Very Goff
Sweet night, so deep thy velvet black
The robes of darkest midnight sky
My mordant mood’s worn on my back
So goth am I
Black rose, thy hue somber yet sharp
Bids careless laughter cease its cry
And on harmonium and harp
Sings all must die
Dark road where the shadow composes
The solemn path on which we ride
Our wardrobes show we have black clothes-es
All must be dyed
Only a true and morbid soul
Can love both candle and the moth
Songs must have endings to be whole
Then truly goth
Here's a link to the Vaughan Williams arrangement, with a scorecard so you can know the players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAYvC9j29Qc
Anyhow, this is the fifth filk for
communal_creators which is being a lot of fun so far.
Let us sing a round together
In all seasons willing are we
Every other Sunday to meet with friends and
Raise our voices in harmony
Who's the master of the measure?
In this house who keeps the key?
John Brantner, John Brantner, John Brantner, John B!
Brantner, of course, declined to sing what he called so self-centered a final line, so he substituted:
All sing soundly, all sing roundly, soundly roundly is the key!
For which he was immediately dubbed the Obstinato.
Anyhow, none of that is in this filk, except that John Brantner and his fellow singers introduced me to "Sweet Day" or Laudibus, a setting by Ralph Vaughan Williams of the poem Vertue by George Herbert. This filk is, strictly speaking, a filk of the poem, as the musical version is shortened by one verse, but hey, it still could be sung with the second verse restored. Anyhow, here; there are dead people I miss singing with, and some of them would gently tease about goth tendencies, or about my fondness for the Sabine Baring-Gould version of "Now the Day Is Over," or my love of the Gounod setting of "All Praise To Thee My God This Night" and they'd tell me how they "could practically see Marguerite mounting up to heaven!" and so forth. Anyhow, here. I wrote a filk to a song about death and life, so of course it's a goth filk. I wish those friends were still around to tease me about it, but the older one gets, the more of one's friends join the choir invisible.
Sweet Night, or, Very Very Goff
Sweet night, so deep thy velvet black
The robes of darkest midnight sky
My mordant mood’s worn on my back
So goth am I
Black rose, thy hue somber yet sharp
Bids careless laughter cease its cry
And on harmonium and harp
Sings all must die
Dark road where the shadow composes
The solemn path on which we ride
Our wardrobes show we have black clothes-es
All must be dyed
Only a true and morbid soul
Can love both candle and the moth
Songs must have endings to be whole
Then truly goth
Here's a link to the Vaughan Williams arrangement, with a score
Anyhow, this is the fifth filk for
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Fourth filk: Merge Dragons!
Sep. 18th, 2023 10:32 pmIt was probably Seanan McGuire I first saw mention Merge Dragons. I started playing, played it a lot, deleted it because I was having hand troubles and needed to preserve my hands for workbench time, reinstalled it recently as a reward for doing a thing, and it turns out my hands are OK with it for now. For now.
(CN for mention of losing my hands. I chose to leave that bit in because it's personally quite resonant.)
Anyhow, that's what today's filk is about. It's probably low-hanging fruit given the song I chose to filk, but writing this did make me giggle, so that's good enough for me.
Merge Dragons!
to the tune of Moonshadow
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
And if I ever lose my hands, if I can’t merge things on dead lands
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if… I won’t have to click no more
And if I ever lose my gems, if I will not pay for them
Yes if I ever lose my gems, Oh if… I’ll just have to find some more
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
If Kala offers trades that suck, And if my merge chains all get stuck
If I can’t find a Midas duck, Oh if… I won’t have to rhyme no more
Oh if the Zomblins have me beat, And if the challenge I can’t meet
My Super Egg I can’t complete, Oh if… I’ll just have to try once more
Wanna upgrade your portal? They ask me every day
Wanna upgrade your portal? They know I can’t stay away
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Merge dragons, merge dragons! Merge dragons, merge dragons!
As all the recent filks have been, this was written because making stuff in
communal_creators is a fun and satisfying thing to do right now. Whee!
(CN for mention of losing my hands. I chose to leave that bit in because it's personally quite resonant.)
Anyhow, that's what today's filk is about. It's probably low-hanging fruit given the song I chose to filk, but writing this did make me giggle, so that's good enough for me.
Merge Dragons!
to the tune of Moonshadow
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
And if I ever lose my hands, if I can’t merge things on dead lands
Oh if I ever lose my hands, Oh if… I won’t have to click no more
And if I ever lose my gems, if I will not pay for them
Yes if I ever lose my gems, Oh if… I’ll just have to find some more
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
If Kala offers trades that suck, And if my merge chains all get stuck
If I can’t find a Midas duck, Oh if… I won’t have to rhyme no more
Oh if the Zomblins have me beat, And if the challenge I can’t meet
My Super Egg I can’t complete, Oh if… I’ll just have to try once more
Wanna upgrade your portal? They ask me every day
Wanna upgrade your portal? They know I can’t stay away
Oh, I’ve been a-playing with the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Clicking and dropping all the merge dragons, merge dragons, merge dragons
Merge dragons, merge dragons! Merge dragons, merge dragons!
As all the recent filks have been, this was written because making stuff in
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Third filk: My Favorite Shells
Sep. 17th, 2023 09:49 pmMy Favorite Shells
to the tune of “My Favorite Things”
dedicated to Sharmon of SWF Beach Life on YouTube
Sharmon like shelling and when she sees seashells
She gets excited somewhere there might be shells
She’s in the water or up on the sand
Showing us treasures she holds in her hand
Hello there, beach friends! She wants to invite us
To see shells and critters she hopes will delight us
Shark eyes and murexes, olives and drills
Florida fighting conchs bring on the thrills
Find her on YouTube especially on Sundays
SWF Beach Life can make your days fun days
So if you’re ready to see what’s out there
For us today, she’s got seashells to share
You need shelling
You need beach time
It’s within your reach
Just tune in to Sharmon
She’ll take you along
Oh yes, let’s go to the beach!
This is my filk for the third day of
communal_creators which is turning out to be good fun. Also, this time I started earlier in the day by at least a few hours. :-)
to the tune of “My Favorite Things”
dedicated to Sharmon of SWF Beach Life on YouTube
Sharmon like shelling and when she sees seashells
She gets excited somewhere there might be shells
She’s in the water or up on the sand
Showing us treasures she holds in her hand
Hello there, beach friends! She wants to invite us
To see shells and critters she hopes will delight us
Shark eyes and murexes, olives and drills
Florida fighting conchs bring on the thrills
Find her on YouTube especially on Sundays
SWF Beach Life can make your days fun days
So if you’re ready to see what’s out there
For us today, she’s got seashells to share
You need shelling
You need beach time
It’s within your reach
Just tune in to Sharmon
She’ll take you along
Oh yes, let’s go to the beach!
This is my filk for the third day of
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A Filk for Communal_Creators
Sep. 15th, 2023 11:56 pmFor Communal_Creators, I wrote a filk on the WGA strike:
Why We Need Writers
(tune: The Sounds of Silence)
In the spring of ’23
We saw the AMPTP
Offer no contract satisfaction
Writers voted to take action
And the words of strikers were written on the picket signs
(spoken: “Now I Am Become the WGA, Destroyer of Corporate Greed”)
Creative minds
Is what you find in writers
The heat was ninety-plus degrees
When Universal sheared the trees
No more shade there for the picket
The City Council told them to stick it
And the words of the strikers were written on the picket signs
(spoken: “Pencils Down ’Til Pay Is Up!”)
Our favorite lines
Who thought them up? The writers
And from the east to west we saw
Ten thousand picketers or more
From Netflix down to Paramount
Plus more actors than you could count
Then SAG-AFTRA came and brought their picket signs
(spoken: “Temba! His checks blank!”)
So get behind
The actors and the writers
“Fools!” said AMPTP
We’ll outwait you, wait and see!
Wait ’til writers lose their housing!”
That’s the plan they were espousing
But the words still filled the picket signs
(spoken: “Hey AMPTP! We have a few notes for you!”)
Out you will find
If around you try to F with writers
More than nineteen* weeks to date
(Not as long as ’88)
And the picket signs keep coming
Studio execs keep bumming
As the words of the strikers are written on the picket signs
(spoken: “I Told Chat-GPT to Write a Picket Sign and It Sucked”)
Like they’re designed
To show why we need writers
* at the time of writing, Friday 15 September 2023
I am too tired to remember how to post the link to communal_creators https://communal-creators.dreamwidth.org/ or to put in the tags and all. It's been a really fierce few days/weeks/months here, and I'll come back and put them in after I'm rested. But I wanted to see if I could still do this.
I tried to make the syllable count match the original, line for line, EXCEPT for those final three sung lines (and the interpolated spoken line), and I have commentary about how unsingable the original is in terms of scansion. But I matched it because I love you all, and you should have to wrestle with it like I did. :-)
Also, I sat down to write my filk at a little after 10:11 tonight. On a midnight deadline. Without having chosen subject yet, or song to filk. (That's the "this" I meant when I said I wanted to see if I could still do this.)
Why We Need Writers
(tune: The Sounds of Silence)
In the spring of ’23
We saw the AMPTP
Offer no contract satisfaction
Writers voted to take action
And the words of strikers were written on the picket signs
(spoken: “Now I Am Become the WGA, Destroyer of Corporate Greed”)
Creative minds
Is what you find in writers
The heat was ninety-plus degrees
When Universal sheared the trees
No more shade there for the picket
The City Council told them to stick it
And the words of the strikers were written on the picket signs
(spoken: “Pencils Down ’Til Pay Is Up!”)
Our favorite lines
Who thought them up? The writers
And from the east to west we saw
Ten thousand picketers or more
From Netflix down to Paramount
Plus more actors than you could count
Then SAG-AFTRA came and brought their picket signs
(spoken: “Temba! His checks blank!”)
So get behind
The actors and the writers
“Fools!” said AMPTP
We’ll outwait you, wait and see!
Wait ’til writers lose their housing!”
That’s the plan they were espousing
But the words still filled the picket signs
(spoken: “Hey AMPTP! We have a few notes for you!”)
Out you will find
If around you try to F with writers
More than nineteen* weeks to date
(Not as long as ’88)
And the picket signs keep coming
Studio execs keep bumming
As the words of the strikers are written on the picket signs
(spoken: “I Told Chat-GPT to Write a Picket Sign and It Sucked”)
Like they’re designed
To show why we need writers
* at the time of writing, Friday 15 September 2023
I am too tired to remember how to post the link to communal_creators https://communal-creators.dreamwidth.org/ or to put in the tags and all. It's been a really fierce few days/weeks/months here, and I'll come back and put them in after I'm rested. But I wanted to see if I could still do this.
I tried to make the syllable count match the original, line for line, EXCEPT for those final three sung lines (and the interpolated spoken line), and I have commentary about how unsingable the original is in terms of scansion. But I matched it because I love you all, and you should have to wrestle with it like I did. :-)
Also, I sat down to write my filk at a little after 10:11 tonight. On a midnight deadline. Without having chosen subject yet, or song to filk. (That's the "this" I meant when I said I wanted to see if I could still do this.)