Tenth filk is a long filk about movies and Muppets

[elisem]

“Literally any movie can be improved with Muppets.”

— Alexander Glass @Glassworks18

with image at https://twitter.com/Glassworks18/status/1706000211913392624

 

 

 

Improve Every Movie
to the tune of Climb Ev'ry Mountain from The Sound of Music

Improve ev’ry movie

Fix ev’ry flick

Just by adding Muppets

Suddenly it’s sick

 

Kermit and Piggy

Co-star in Speed

And in Casablanca

Gonzo takes the lead

(spoken: Play it, Rowlf)

 

chorus:

A Muppet can help

Get your film on its feet

If you stroll with the stars

Down on Sesame Street

 

 

Give Beaker silents,

All pre-Hayes Code

Furiosa Janice

Stars in Fury Road

 

Statler and Waldorf

Keeping it real

Remake Dr. Strangelove

And The Seventh Seal

 
 

chorus:

A Muppet can help

Get your film on its feet

If you stroll with the stars

Down on Sesame Street
 

 

Let’s remake Star Wars

with Fozzie Bear

The Electric Mayhem

Is the cast of Hair

 

Thrill now to Rizzo’s

Escape from New York

This Jaws must be Swedish

DUN-DUN-BORK-BORK-BORK!

chorus:

A Muppet can help

Get your film on its feet

If you stroll with the stars

Down on Sesame Street

 

Improve ev’ry movie

Fix ev’ry flick

Just by adding Muppets

Suddenly it’s sick

Look, I don't know what came over me. I saw that quote and all of a sudden it's nearly half past ten and there are bits and pieces of verses strewn all over here.

This filk is once again because of communal_creators, a community of creativity in many directions. Whee!

Comments

[rhi]

Oh, this is a thing of beauty and now I want all of these movies *and* for someone to sing that! Thank you for the sheer *glee*!

[ilyena_sylph]

OH this is wonderful!

[pameladean]

I completely lost it at DUN-DUN-BORK-BORK-BORK. Still giggling once in a while. P.

[kellan_the_tabby]

... I snortlaughed

[senmut]

I am WHEEZING. This is perfect.

[adore]

yes, this is objectively true :D i love it!

[chromatographic]

Oh I love this a lot

[readinggeek451]

I love it!