Seventh filk: I know, it should have been two days ago, but hey....

Yo-ho-ho!

to the tune of Get Along, Little Dogies

 

 

Sailing the seas

Taking their ease

Their puns and their jokes

Are their weapons of terror

Pieces of eight!

Pieces of eight!

But pieces of nine 

Is a parroty error

 

Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate 

(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)

And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate

So shiver me timbers and take me along

 

Now that one’s a catch!

We love the slow match

As a smouldering grace note 

Upon his coiffure

So keep him confused

Off balance, amused

And then reel him in 

With fantastic couture!

 

Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate 

(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)

And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate

So shiver me timbers and take me along

 

They swear and write sonnets

They’ve bees in their bonnets

Those words in their mouths? 

You don’t know where they’ve beeeen

Because they inspire it

We all talk like pirates

The whole world joins in 

On September 19

 

Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate 

(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)

And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate

So shiver me timbers and take me along

 

They’re wiley and daring

They leave the town staring

Let double entendres 

The censors confound!

They cruise for adventure

They cruise for all sorts of things

Look in the fanfic,
It’s all written down!

 

Yo-ho-ho, we love a good pirate 

(We also love naughty ones! Don’t get me wrong)

And it’s yo-ho-ho for the life of a pirate

So shiver me timbers and take me along

As has been my recent practice, this filk is written for communal_creators, which is full of lovely creative people having fun. Yay!