Elise Matthesen

Well, hmm. There I was, at the workbench, and all of a sudden I had an urge to make blaseball-related art. It's a very silly idea, but there it is. It is often a bad idea to argue with the Muse Collective when they get like this. Therefore this is a list of the blaseball-related jewelry which will go into my Etsy shop on Sunday, July 18, the last day of the current Siesta, before play starts up again. This list is currently divided between teams and entities (mostly players, but a concept or two has snuck in), and it will get longer and more detailed as the day approaches, most likely.

Oh, Muses. You take me on such adventures. OK. Here we go.



PLAYERS, ENTITIES, EVENTS, CONCEPTS

Bee Wedding
1. "Buzz! #1" earrings
2. "Buzz! #2" earrings

Binky
1. "wait" earrings
2. "blood eggs?" earrings
3. "starry eggs?" earrings
4. "uh hey
you'll never guess
where they sent me
this time" pendant

Bontgomery Mullock
1. "Make Like a Tree and Leave" pendant

Boyfriend Monreal
1. "Memorial Butterfly Garden" pendant

Castillo Turner
1. "Cactus" pendant
2. "Cactus Bactus" earrings

Chorby Short
1. "CHORBY!"* pendant

Emblem Warhorse
1. "Hi, Irma!" pendant

Forbidden Knowledge
1. "Forbidden Knowledge at Midnight" earrings
2. "Dizzying (Forbidden) Knowledge" earrings

Gita Sparrow & Caleb Alvarado
1. "Knitting for Birds"

Herring Winfield
1. "Herring Winfield" wish pendant

Inky Rutledge
1. "Inky Under the Stars" earrings
2. "Inky My Belinky" pendant

Melton Telephone
1. "Melton Telephone" pendant

Microphone
1. "Microphone Under the Stars" pendant

Orbit
1. "Please Destroy the Concept of Orbit" pendant

Owen Picklestein
1. "Here's To Owen Picklestein" pendant

Perfectly Normal Human Player
1. "Perfectly Normal Human Player (disco)" earrings
2. "Perfectly Normal Human Player (Starry Night)" earrings
3. "Perfectly Normal Human Player (purple)" earrings

PolkaDot Patterson
1. "Polka Dots for Remembrance" earrings
2. "Three PolkaDot Wishes" earrings

Silvaire Roadhouse
1. "Consarn It, Roadhouse, That Is a Gol-Darn Giraffe!" pendant

Sisyphus Park
1. "The Pomegranates of Hades" earrings

Snacks
1. "Cold Fries" earrings
2. "Slushie!" pendant
3. "MAXED OUT" earrings
4. "Need More Fries" earrings

Telephone Twins
1. "Telephone, Telephone" earrings

Yusef Puddles
1. "Yusef Puddles" earrings


BLASEBALL TEAMS

Data Witches
1. "Derive the Stars" earrings

Firefighters
1. "This Souvenir Is From Chicago" pendant
2. "WE ARE FROM CHICAGO" earrings

Lift
1. "Heart and Swole" earrings

Mechs
1. "Light and Logic" earrings
2. "Seven of Gears" pendant
3. "Good Time Zones, Mechs!" earrings
4. "S.H.A.D.O.W.S." earrings

Shoe Thieves
1. "The Elegant Shoe Thief" pendant

Spies
1. "Let's Get You a Number" pendant
2. "Private I" earrings

Steaks
1. "Dadconscious Is Happy To Feed You" pendant

Sunflowers (Blittle League team)
1. "The Somerville Sunflowers Were Here" pendant

Tigers
1. "The Presence" earrings
2. "Many Stripes" earrings
3. "Many Many Stripes" earrings
4. "Many Many Many Stripes" earrings
5. "In the Forests of the Night" pendant
6. "Never Look Back" pendant
7. "Hades Tigers" pendant

Worms
1. "G'dirt" pendant




* Also known in the workshop as:
"Chorby Short
Frog has needs
Chorby gets
Swarovski beads!"